We really didn’t have enough money, enough people, or enough time for our road trip. I almost called it off when I originally started planning it. But there will never be a good time to travel the country for four weeks, just like there will never be a good time to quit your job, read that book, or join a gym. You will probably never have enough money, time, connections, willpower, whatever—to feel ready to make a dream happen. And this is the lesson I learned: eventually you have to stop giving yourself excuses and make the jump.
This. So much of this.
Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these
double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?
This is fucking amazing to me…
I think it’s clever
Dear tumblr, I have a true story for you based on this gifset.
About three years ago, after a pretty tough break up I was forced to move back in with my parents for a short period of time and during the day I would spend my afternoons with my mom and my (then) eight year old brother. I was 22 at the time, and would casually play my DS while my mom watched her soap operas while my brother would be upstairs playing video games; that was usually how early afternoons went.
One day, my mom and I were sitting on the couch when we see my little brother run down stairs with a shit eating grin on his face and his hands behind his back. Mom and I ask “whatcha got there?” and he pulls out a bright pink dildo with little beads floating around inside of it (google search found me the exact one) and asks “What’s this!!?”. My mother, turns bright red and begins to try and think fast before finally yelling “IT’S A WEAPON, PUT IT DOWN”.
My brother stares at it and says “Nuh uh” before my mom yells “SEE THOSE BEADS? THAT’S THE AMMO, DROP IT”. Now convinced it actually is a weapon, my brother throws it down and runs upstairs. My mother turns to me to see MY face bright read and tears rolling down my eyes; holding in that laughter was one of the hardest things in my life. My mom started cracking up and I commended her for the quick response (as hilarious as it was) as she explained to me it was a gag gift one of her friends gave her and was in her drawer.
This is a classic story in my family and I can’t wait for my brother to be old enough to share the joke. That being said, this advertisement is pretty damn accurate; If kids find something, they will play with it. It doesn’t matter what it is, so be sure to keep things you DON’T want them touching locked up and out of reach, especially GUNS,
Fox news, do you lie on purpose, or are you really incapable of providing accurate news to your viewers? Please, stop showing your viewers pictures of Gaza and suggesting that it’s Israel. We all know that people of Gaza are the true victims.
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that